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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Can't Sleep? The answer is a snuggle away

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Southern Calif

Jul 13th, 2019 07:07 AM   Edit   Profile  

Would your wife object to you cuddling with a "sleep robot"? The Somonox is about 4 lbs, is shaped like an "oversize butternut squash", and is designed to breathe along with you, as you drift off, wondering how you ever got along without it.

This $600 bed companion is designed to help you more easily fall asleep, as you embrace its baby-soft fabric, feel its "chest" rising and falling, and time your breathing to its app controlled rhythm.

"The Somnox app also includes a few auditory experiences. Soundscapes vary from “calm” and “warm” to “cosmic” and “dreamy.” Each one creates a soothing environment, and the music plays so softly that it’s hard to tell at first whether it’s coming from the robot or from your own mind."

No word on whether or not it's programmed to snore or break wind, lending to a more natural experience.

If wrapping your arms around the Somonox doesn't help you fall asleep by itself, then just imagine the dollar bills you invested, floating gently out of your grasp .... one .... two ... three

Ok sleepy head

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The Escalator
Jul 13th, 2019 07:20 AM   Edit   Profile  

What are we becoming?

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Who's we sucka?

Smith, Wesson and me.
Jul 13th, 2019 07:38 AM   Edit   Profile  

Both my dogs serve this purpose.

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El Californio

Jul 13th, 2019 06:28 PM   Edit   Profile  

OK, is this one of those 'Shark Tank' ideas, because really...

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If irritation occurs

discontinue use.
Jul 13th, 2019 08:19 PM   Edit   Profile  

We need

a song to snap us out of this NambyPambyLand

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Staten Island, NY

Our resident rational liberal
Jul 13th, 2019 08:50 PM   Edit   Profile  

I’m gonna throw this out there...do people really sleep like that?? I mean, have your sexy time and that’s great, but do people really want other people up in their space.

To answer the “would your spouse object” question, I imagine as long as it lack strategically placed openings it’d be fine.

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Apple Town, NS

Former Mountie now......
Jul 17th, 2019 04:43 PM   Edit   Profile  

My roommate, an 11 lb dachshund, currently fills the void. He knows he can share with an international underwear model who owns a tropical island...

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