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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Let's just cut to the chase...

Taildragger
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USA

an acquired taste some may never acquire
May 17th, 2019 02:38 PM   Edit   Profile  

In this age of fractious tribalism and hysterical bickering, of indignant special interest groups, PC shaming and victimization...I can wait no longer for the whole process to run its inevitable course as society devolves into smaller and smaller clusters of insular whiners.

I'm hereby forming my own coalition of marginalized, mistreated, disadvantaged and disenfranchised outcasts: The Me.

I demand:

•special treatment

•special consideration

•arbitrarily-accrued bonus points

•special status

•free stuff

•my own personal Giraffe herd

•an emotional support Binturong

Please note that your own complaints pale by comparison and that you, both individually and collectively, have wronged me, in particular, far more than you have been wronged by others. Note also that my own behavior is, has been and always will be beyond reproach.

Let my benefits commence...

Timmer
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Shreveport, LA

There I was one night...
May 17th, 2019 03:02 PM   Edit   Profile  

Don't you already have all that stuff?

budg
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ohio

Home of the Goodyear blimp
May 17th, 2019 03:09 PM   Edit   Profile  

It’s all about the toad!

Taildragger
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USA

an acquired taste some may never acquire
May 17th, 2019 03:28 PM   Edit   Profile  

"Don't you already have all that stuff?"

Well...OK. But a fellow can never have too many Giraffes. My herd could use some augmentation: you always want to bring back-up Giraffes to a gig...

mfitz804
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Staten Island, NY

Our resident rational liberal
May 17th, 2019 05:03 PM   Edit   Profile  

I like all of that stuff but never demand nor expect it.

I earn my giraffes.

Taildragger
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USA

an acquired taste some may never acquire
May 17th, 2019 05:21 PM   Edit   Profile  

Wulll...chiyeah: a Giraffe Mogul WOULD say that...

Foggy1
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SC

So, so you think you can tell?
May 17th, 2019 05:56 PM   Edit   Profile  

LOL! Now that's funny.

Taildragger
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USA

an acquired taste some may never acquire
May 17th, 2019 07:26 PM   Edit   Profile  

Oh yeah, one more thing:

•Since I self identify as Myself (and sometimes as a Giraffe), Me and my Inner Giraffe want a special bathroom...

...just for us:

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