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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Say What You Mean

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Southern Calif

Mar 2nd, 2018 09:12 AM   Edit   Profile  

Frequently plagued with stuffed up nostrils, I roamed the internet seeking guidance.
Came across a video that promised swift action for my stuffiness "using just the fingers". I took a look.

Already annoyed at the phonetically challenged robotic voice in the clip, my mood did not improve when I got to Step One:

Step one: "use the tongue and press between eyebrows". I read it again just to sure. Yup.

I put the video on pause and really worked at the technique. Shoot .... I couldn't get my tongue anywhere near my eyebrows. I was on my way to the garage to try a pair of pliers as an assist when a thought occurred to me....
maybe they meant someone else's tongue!

Dang it. Nobody else home. Maybe I should go down to Starbucks and hit up whoever's in line ...

Start at 00:20 seconds

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San Clemente, CA

Happy Sunsets, tahitijack
Mar 2nd, 2018 10:10 AM   Edit   Profile  

Guess you won't be playing bass in that Kiss tribute band after all.

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Mass., Amerika

CO2 ... is there anything it can't do?
Mar 2nd, 2018 10:26 AM   Edit   Profile  

You'd be very popular with the ladies if you could do that.

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El Californio

Mar 2nd, 2018 11:07 AM   Edit   Profile  

THUMB, dammit! THUMB.

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Mar 2nd, 2018 12:03 PM   Edit   Profile  

Gato, read up on:

Alternating nasal dyspnea

And see if your symptoms match. If so, it is treatable!

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I say stuff
Mar 2nd, 2018 12:43 PM   Edit   Profile  

Jack nails it.

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Northeast IL

Not very bright but does lack ambition
Mar 2nd, 2018 07:32 PM   Edit   Profile  

“Frequently plagued with stuffed up nostrils, I roamed the internet seeking guidance.”

At first glance over the top of my readers, I saw “Frequently plagued with gerbils stuffed up my nostrils, I roamed the internet seeking guidance.”

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juneau ak.

If you must smoke, please smoke salmon!
Mar 2nd, 2018 09:41 PM   Edit   Profile  

Try a tablespoon of genuine raw Swedish pine tar warmed up over the stove just so it starts to bubble, then chase that down with a shot of boiling hot Apple Cider vinegar. I guarantee you'll forget about the boogers.

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