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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Heard it on the Toilet Grapevine

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Southern Calif

Mar 1st, 2018 06:59 AM   Edit   Profile  

Gotta hand it to the Japanese with their one-upmanship in electronics and robotics.

Step up (or sit down) to the new Wi-Fi equipped toilet that not only tests your urine, but beams the information to your computer and your doctor.

So add your toilet to the list of gadgets in your home that talk amongst themselves.
"Hey toaster, this is the refrigerator .... guess what I found out from the toilet today!"

"Toto’s newest smart john, the Intelligence Toilet II, is proving that it is more than an ordinary porcelain throne by recording and analyzing important data like weight, BMI, blood pressure, and blood sugar levels."

Urine Trouble Now

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I say stuff
Mar 1st, 2018 07:05 AM   Edit   Profile  

There's enough crap on the Internet already.

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Mar 1st, 2018 11:53 AM   Edit   Profile  

Our homes are already flush with technology.


Robbinsville, NJ

what do you mean the bass is too loud?
Mar 1st, 2018 11:58 AM   Edit   Profile  

my wife's latest internet buy was a motion-sensitive LED that mounts under the toilet seat. It cycles between 6 colors, for 30 seconds.

I begrudgedly got to like it. Besides helping my aim at night, its cool to see the light patterns on the ceiling when I uh . . make the water splash around.

I WILL not allow it be put in the guest bathroom,though.

(This message was last edited by wborys at 01:59 PM, Mar 1st, 2018)

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Idaho, USA

Nine mile skid on a ten mile ride
Mar 1st, 2018 03:16 PM   Edit   Profile  

"Toilet Grapevine" is the best band name I've heard in awhile.

I remember it was Pogo who said, "We have met the enemy and he is us." There will not be any analytical toilets in the Greene household.

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So. Cal. USA

Mar 1st, 2018 03:50 PM   Edit   Profile  

I went to Japan in 2007. I got a self taught lesson in toilet usage while there. Push the wrong button and......

Many commercial buildings just had troughs in the floor however......and no privacy. Both ends of the spectrum in Japan.


I just can't imagine takin' a disco dump at Walt's place. It would remind me of swallowed bubble gum.

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Clawhammer Rules!
Mar 1st, 2018 03:56 PM   Edit   Profile  

I gotta say that it beats taking in a specimen, so if I can flush and get a physical at the same time I'm OK with that.

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juneau ak.

If you must smoke, please smoke salmon!
Mar 1st, 2018 04:22 PM   Edit   Profile  

This smells of rank consumerism!

Fight the urge... to splurge, wipe it, and plunge it from your thoughts.

Trying to be helpful here!

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Mar 1st, 2018 07:49 PM   Edit   Profile  

Disco Dump?

Band name alert!


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