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windmill
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older,better
Feb 28th, 2018 01:41 PM   Edit   Profile  

"I'm off home to prune my roses"

My younger self would be shocked.


I moved house a while back from one with a deliberately designed no-maintenance garden to one that has a nice flower garden.

I thought that I would try to keep the garden going for as long as I can because it does look good in the spring.

:)

(This message was last edited by windmill at 03:43 PM, Feb 28th, 2018)

goldminer
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NC

Invisible 7-11
Feb 28th, 2018 01:45 PM   Edit   Profile  

Them: "Hey, want a beer?"

Me: "No, thanks. I've had enough."

;)

Taildragger
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USA

an acquired taste some may never acquire
Feb 28th, 2018 02:27 PM   Edit   Profile  

*friend offers to share his doobie*

him (speaking on the inhale): "Here ya go..."

you: "Oh...no thanks, man...haven't done that in over 40 years. More for you...enjoy".
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*Commenting on iron sewer access shaft lid*

"Boy, I'll bet those personhole covers are heavy!"



Leftee
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VA

I say stuff
Feb 28th, 2018 02:42 PM   Edit   Profile  

I just bought a pair of SSDs.

:-/

scott-s
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juneau ak.

If you must smoke, please smoke salmon!
Feb 28th, 2018 02:50 PM   Edit   Profile  

"We got to learn a few Country&Western tunes, that's what a lot of women like to dance to now"

larryguitar19
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South Florida

larryguitar
Feb 28th, 2018 05:20 PM   Edit   Profile  

No honey--- don't bring your sister along--the bed is too small.

mfitz804
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Staten Island, NY

Our resident rational liberal
Feb 28th, 2018 06:17 PM   Edit   Profile  

My (choose a body part) hurts, it’s definitely going to rain. I’m

littleuch
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Florida

pronounced "Klinkhammer" in French
Feb 28th, 2018 06:28 PM   Edit   Profile  

I'm gonna take the golf cart and run up to Winn-Dixie.

Doc Sarvis
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USA/Salt Lake City

Tuned Strings and Tight Lines
Feb 28th, 2018 06:43 PM   Edit   Profile  

Hey thanks man, I can't lift that by myself.

Taildragger
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USA

an acquired taste some may never acquire
Feb 28th, 2018 07:23 PM   Edit   Profile  

"Honey, have you seen my man purse anyplace?"

















New: I keed...

Peegoo
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Lassoing

armadillos
Feb 28th, 2018 07:51 PM   Edit   Profile  

“Could you please read the menu to me?”

Peegoo
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Lassoing

armadillos
Feb 28th, 2018 07:51 PM   Edit   Profile  

DP!

(This message was last edited by Peegoo at 05:07 AM, Mar 1st, 2018)

Taildragger
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USA

an acquired taste some may never acquire
Feb 28th, 2018 09:38 PM   Edit   Profile  

Your good til they have t'chew the food for ya...

jefe46
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State of Jefferson

Mar 1st, 2018 06:38 AM   Edit   Profile  

Where did I put my Ginkgo Biloba ?

Gene from Tampa
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Tampa, FL

Press On Irregardless
Mar 1st, 2018 07:29 AM   Edit   Profile  

"Are you through yet?"

Gato
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Southern Calif

Mar 1st, 2018 08:39 AM   Edit   Profile  

"Is there a register where I can just pay with cash?"

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