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Peegoo
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Oct 3rd, 2017 10:12 AM   Edit   Profile  

The music. I really wish I could hear the low rumble of cellos whenever something bad or dramatic is about to happen to me.

Person gets shot once and falls down. That is almost never the case. In an actual situation, they keep coming at you unless you get a lucky hit on something really important.

Lighting. In every movie.

Rain. In every movie where there's rain. The giveaway is it's raining there in the scene, but out behind them, things are clearly visible off in the distance.

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El Californio

Oct 3rd, 2017 11:29 AM   Edit   Profile  

Sean Connery's Scottish accent: fake.
He's actually from Cleveland.

vomer
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Broke Down

in the Brassicas
Oct 3rd, 2017 11:42 AM   Edit   Profile  

"GET OUT!!!!"

"Hey guys, let's go see what's upstairs."

Electron

Undiscover'd country

from whose bourn no traveller returns.
Oct 3rd, 2017 11:42 AM   Edit   Profile  

Sound waves travelling the speed of light. Ex:
Submarine torpedoes a freighter. In the distance, we see and hear the blast simultaneously. No movie gets this right.

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Godzilla the Thread Killa
Oct 3rd, 2017 11:44 AM   Edit   Profile  

"Hey guys, let's go see what's upstairs."

Or, t that end, "We should split up!"

wborys
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Robbinsville, NJ

what do you mean the bass is too loud?
Oct 3rd, 2017 12:25 PM   Edit   Profile  

"Can you magnify that low resolution security cam image capture of a license plate 300 yards away, so we can read the numbers?"

"Sure, no problem, just a few mouse clicks and
we got it.."

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Who's we sucka?

Smith, Wesson and me.
Oct 3rd, 2017 01:07 PM   Edit   Profile  

Young hot chicks swooning over old geezers like us.

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Oct 3rd, 2017 02:31 PM   Edit   Profile  

Crazy terrorist always helps out the good guys defusing the bomb, by using a red wire for the essential trigger circuit.

Crazy terrorist always puts a bright LED countdown clock nestled withing the explosives. Why? He's not going to be anywhere near it when it goes off.

Has anyone in any movie anywhere ever been hit by a ricochet or bullet fragment when someone shoots a padlock off a gate, door, treasure chest, etc?

Any car, no matter how exotic or modern is stolen in a heartbeat by both good guys and bad guys, by causing sparks between two wires that just randomly tumble out from beneath the dashboard.
(and how does starting the engine that way defeat the steering wheel lock, exactly?)

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Oct 3rd, 2017 02:33 PM   Edit   Profile  

Not getting the ammo off the dead guys during a gunfight.


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Deus

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Oct 3rd, 2017 02:53 PM   Edit   Profile  

More goofiness:

I've never heard a dial tone when the other party hangs up on me.

I've never flipped on the TV and instantly seen a news story that is relevant to what's going on in my life right now.

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Oct 3rd, 2017 03:41 PM   Edit   Profile  

It's all fake, hell it's the movies!

jay1vinton

Hawaii, USA

Perfect is the enemy of good enough
Oct 3rd, 2017 03:45 PM   Edit   Profile  

Guys who answer the phone with "Yeah"..

The horror Cannibal movies with people that just have to go and see the cannibals...

The guys who take 15 seconds of table crashing, window smashing, pulling down the curtains, and finally falling dead from getting shot.

Space shuttles that are able to avoid 12 million pieces of a comet..


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Oct 3rd, 2017 06:53 PM   Edit   Profile  

I've never watched "The Quick and the Dead" but saw the last few minutes the other day. The shadow with the sun shining through the bullet hole, the Gene Hackman back flip when shot...lol.

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Oct 3rd, 2017 08:13 PM   Edit   Profile  

Drinking coffee out of empty cups.. clumsy and obviously fake.

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Godzilla the Thread Killa
Oct 4th, 2017 07:43 AM   Edit   Profile  

"Drinking coffee out of empty cups.. clumsy and obviously fake."

How about meeting someone at a diner, ordering a meal, conducting your business, paying the check, and walking out, all without ever having touched your food?

littleuch
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Florida

Oct 4th, 2017 08:16 AM   Edit   Profile  

Nobody ever coughs unless they're about to get diagnosed with a terminal disease.



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Godzilla the Thread Killa
Oct 4th, 2017 08:43 AM   Edit   Profile  

"Nobody ever coughs unless they're about to get diagnosed with a terminal disease. "

Nobody poops either. Very rarely, usually only when its funny.

hushnel
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A Friend of Bill W.
Oct 4th, 2017 09:35 AM   Edit   Profile  

Getting 10 to 20 shots out of a .45 revolver. The never miss archers, self guided smart arrow heads?

The irritating formula: a romantic couple destined to be together forever, stupid misunderstanding, heart break, pain then the make up and everything in the world is right again. As the whole stinking plot.

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Happy Sunsets, tahitijack
Oct 4th, 2017 09:37 AM   Edit   Profile  

Middle income professions like cops, school teacher, firemen as such live in 4,000 square foot custom homes.

larryguitar19
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South Florida

larryguitar
Oct 4th, 2017 10:05 AM   Edit   Profile  

People in a conversation standing so close to each other.

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