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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Nifty definitions for stuff

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Whitehorse Canada

I don't get out much
Sep 22nd, 2017 08:26 PM   Edit   Profile  

Here's one I adopted from a friend.

"slipperier than two eels in a bucket of snot"

Got one?

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"Clapton is Good"
Sep 22nd, 2017 08:40 PM   Edit   Profile  

I don't think I will be using that one :-).

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Hemet, SoCal

I detect the El Supremo
Sep 22nd, 2017 08:43 PM   Edit   Profile  

Hotter than the hinges of hell.

My Dad used to say this a lot. That's all I got.

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Staten Island, NY

Godzilla the Thread Killa
Sep 22nd, 2017 08:59 PM   Edit   Profile  

My dad once said of a disheveled family member nobody gets along with, “ I could crap in my pants after eating a skunk and not smell that bad”.

He was probably correct.

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NW Pennsylvania

Sep 22nd, 2017 09:07 PM   Edit   Profile  

Nifty definitions for stuff - colloquialisms.

"That's shinin' like a diamond in a goat's ass."

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Staten Island, NY

Godzilla the Thread Killa
Sep 22nd, 2017 09:12 PM   Edit   Profile  

Which reminds me of my sales pitch from 20 years ago, trying to sell Ugg boots before they were cool.

“Try this on, it’s just like putting your foot in a sheep’s butt”. For some reason, almost everyone tried a pair after I delivered that line.

Humor can be (and was) a highly effective sales technique.

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Memphis, TN

Sep 22nd, 2017 09:14 PM   Edit   Profile  

(This message was last edited by Stratmanx at 11:34 PM, Sep 22nd, 2017)

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"toxic masculinity personified"
Sep 22nd, 2017 11:27 PM   Edit   Profile  

I can think of several that would draw a DOB.

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One foot on the brake, one on the GAS
Sep 23rd, 2017 05:35 AM   Edit   Profile  

When someone is or has done something wrong and is trying hard to cover it up.

"Like a 3 legged cat in the litter box."

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