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neilp
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Sep 19th, 2017 12:22 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"You're out in the garage working on your car."

Gato, sounds like you're fixing your car with your nether parts. It's a lot easier with your hands. Hope this helps!

; -)

K4
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Fat people are hard to kidnap
Sep 19th, 2017 12:44 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"Actually, there is but only members with 20 stars or more can see it. Sorry."

The "butt wiping" thread is highly entertaining.

MJB
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Who's we sucka?

Smith, Wesson and me.
Sep 19th, 2017 01:04 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

This thread is just wrong. Wrong I say.

Chris Greene
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Insert clever tagline here
Sep 19th, 2017 01:07 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

It's rather impertinent, no?

MJB
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Who's we sucka?

Smith, Wesson and me.
Sep 19th, 2017 01:26 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Indeed.

stevesmith
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Sep 19th, 2017 03:02 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

It's just a water fountain for short people...

Mikeyguitar
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THAT...IS...RIGHT!
Sep 19th, 2017 03:14 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Hey!

scott-s
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juneau ak.

If you must smoke, please smoke salmon!
Sep 19th, 2017 05:29 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Alas, The Unglamorous mixing valve is the key, the settings of which are of the gravest concern! Too hot could scald the most delicate of areas, conversely an ice cold stream would most certainly detract from that special "Feeling of Freshness" which is the bidet experience! Ciao

Charlie Macon
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Yeeeehaaaa!
Sep 19th, 2017 05:40 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

I was bandying for one at our office.....no corporate support.

scott-s
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juneau ak.

If you must smoke, please smoke salmon!
Sep 19th, 2017 05:58 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

I'm so sorry Charlie, you know you can't use shame on the uncouth heathens.

mfitz804
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Godzilla the Thread Killa
Sep 19th, 2017 06:37 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"It's just a water fountain for short people..."

Was watching TV with my daughter, someone mentioned a bidet and then showed how it worked.

"Is that a water fountain?"

"Yeah, for your butt"

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

reverendrob
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our time in hell
Sep 19th, 2017 08:41 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Impertinent? Yep.

But that's my best quality.

K4
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Fat people are hard to kidnap
Sep 19th, 2017 09:14 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

I timed it, it takes 43 seconds to get hot water to my bathroom. Not a pleasant thought in the middle of winter.

reverendrob
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Sep 20th, 2017 02:14 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

That'd be a thread in and of itself.

"My bidet is cold? Heat suggestions!"


Gato
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Sep 20th, 2017 06:45 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"I timed it, it takes 43 seconds to get hot water to my bathroom. Not a pleasant thought in the middle of winter."

My bidet attachment is electric and has a built in heater element for the water as well as the seat. You plop yourself down, render unto Caesar what is his, and by the time you're done, the water is warm. (It has a hot air dryer as well, in case you were wondering).

5Strats
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GospelBilly!
Sep 20th, 2017 06:49 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

The only bathroom with a bidet that we ever had was located, ironically, in the contemporary design house we owned in Charleston, West Virginia.

We washed 'taters in it. (;oD

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VA

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Sep 20th, 2017 06:54 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

This thread is destined for the top 10.

jay1vinton

Hawaii, USA

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Sep 20th, 2017 06:23 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

I would sit on one all day if not to remove the stigma of being first faced with an Asian toilet...

You have your usual door, but it does no good as you are below it's level of privicy, add in the cleaning lady that refused to leave for love or money.,.,.

mfitz804
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Godzilla the Thread Killa
Sep 20th, 2017 06:28 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"render unto Caesar"

This made me laugh like a fool.

urbtone

USA/Massachusetts

Jim O.
Sep 22nd, 2017 11:28 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

I'm a little leery of devices that pee back at me...no matter how good it feels. TMI?

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