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SandBagger
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Texas

See ya' in Zihuatanejo !
Nov 19th, 2014 03:13 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Because the pee is silent.

Sincerely,
SandBagger Jr (age 8)

adr2
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41.93N 88.32W

Indecision: the key to flexibility.
Nov 19th, 2014 03:15 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

The lad's a comic genius!

archiestone
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El Californio

Nov 19th, 2014 03:18 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?

-A Thesaurus.

rok-a-bill-e
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Nashville,USA

"hard times ain't gonna rule my mind"
Nov 19th, 2014 03:20 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

That is too stupid for words. And yet I laughed.

Peegoo
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-or you'll find out

what I'm famous for
Nov 19th, 2014 03:49 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Q: how do you ask a tyrannosaurus to join you for lunch?

A: "tea, Rex?"

CVH
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downslope of life

Quod ad porcarium tempus est?
Nov 19th, 2014 05:53 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Have you insisted yet that Sandbagger Jr eat every piece of corn and pea on his plate?

Charlie Macon
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Austin, Texas

Yeeeehaaaa!
Nov 19th, 2014 07:37 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Genius! That deserves immediate entry into the Bennett Cerf Hall of Fame.

Gato
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Southern Calif

Nov 20th, 2014 07:10 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

You'll never starve on the beach because you can eat the-sand-wich-is-there.

mfitz804
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Staten Island, NY

Reformed "GAS" sufferer.
Nov 20th, 2014 02:23 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

All the hallmarks of a good joke...dinosaurs and bodily functions.

Well done!

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Beacon Rock

I came to Casablanca for the waters
Nov 20th, 2014 05:08 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Q: Why did Beethoven hate chickens?

A: Because all day long, it was "Bach, Bach, Bach"

vomer
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Somerset, UK

About time I changed my tagline.
Nov 20th, 2014 05:16 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"All the hallmarks of a good joke...dinosaurs and bodily functions."

Would that be a reptile dysfunction?

wrnchbndr
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New Jersey

I'm back with the otters again
Nov 21st, 2014 05:57 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

thank you. I needed this.

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