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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Why should we put the seat down? Why don't you leave it up??
(This message was last edited by Ryder at 06:35 AM, Apr 3rd, 2012)
FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Why should we put the seat down? Why don't you leave it up??
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Chris Greene
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Charlie Don't Surf but do he shave?Apr 2nd, 2012 07:42 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Just sayin'
reverendrob
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you have done so well...Apr 2nd, 2012 07:43 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Leaving it up shows it's clean and ready for the next user IMO!
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...........like
Barney OldfieldApr 2nd, 2012 07:46 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Especially if the men in the house outnumber the women.
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SoCalApr 2nd, 2012 07:49 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Problem solved:
(Look up "idiot abroad chinese toilet" on youTube...)
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Motorcycles, Guitars, and GolfApr 2nd, 2012 07:52 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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That's been my contention for over a decade. I have yet to get a good answer from the other species.
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He said he was a wit. He was half right.Apr 2nd, 2012 08:16 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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You haven't got a hope in hell of "winning" this argument.(:>)
SpinDoctor
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Ohio USAApr 2nd, 2012 08:16 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Public restroom toilets don't have lids. Why do you suppose that is?
Chris Greene
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Charlie Don't Surf but do he shave?Apr 2nd, 2012 08:38 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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"You haven't got a hope in hell of "winning" this argument.(:>)"
I know, I know. Even though she's outnumbered 3 to 1 we must do her bidding.
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Musical accident waiting to happenApr 2nd, 2012 08:47 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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At my age, the "always up" rule should apply at least after 10 PM, I figure.
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Enlightening the world, 1 post at a timeApr 2nd, 2012 08:55 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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In all seriousness, I came up with a simple solution years ago:
No matter your gender or your business, when you're done, put both seat and lid down.
Works this way:
#1: She lifts lid, then replaces lid. He lifts the pair together, then replaces pair.
#2: Both lift lid, and replace lid when done - even stevens.
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I-10 west before PCHApr 2nd, 2012 09:03 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Richard Pryor had the answer -- but it would never fly on this "family" forum.
MadeInJapan
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"but..we're not
ordinary people.We're morons.Nyuk,nyuk" Apr 2nd, 2012 09:35 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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My father once told me the reason they get so pissed is because they don't look before they sit down.
Seems to make sense.
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This mind intentionally left blankApr 2nd, 2012 09:50 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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jonnyblooz and MadeInJapan have pretty much nailed my experience.
My wife's grandma had a solution to men leaving the lid up...she had a big frilly toilet lid cover that she'd crocheted, and sewed a big fat rose to the middle of the thing. I wouldn't stay up on it's own and required an innovative approach. I often regret not just hosing that sucker down.
MadeInJapan
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ordinary people.We're morons.Nyuk,nyuk" Apr 2nd, 2012 09:53 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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LMAO SteveT :^)
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numb, yes...comfortable? Not so muchApr 2nd, 2012 10:19 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Friends of mine, woman,husband,and two sons, came up with their own solution. The guys leave the seat up, but they have to clean the toilet
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Livin' Outside The BoxApr 2nd, 2012 11:45 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Tut tut Old Fellow. That reah'lly shouldn't be a problem at the FDP Country House. After all that's the duty of the Maitress d'Bidet. She see's to that sort of thing. B'fore going down to swamp out th' kennels then bearing a hand in the kitchen. But her proper employ is as Bog Warden. Wiping down and tidying up and all that sort of thing. Don't you know. Now don't tell me that you've given in to the Socialist rabble and started letting the old girl have evenings and week ends off have you. Next thing you know they'll be demanding pay as well bed and found. Who knows what servants are thinking these days? It was good enough in the old days. So should be plenty good enough now!
More Port Ol' Boy?
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Butterscotch BluesApr 3rd, 2012 06:12 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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"My father once told me the reason they get so pissed is because they don't look before they sit down."
So true. They fall in!
And, I must add...you better not laugh if it happens in your house.
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Wait, what?Apr 3rd, 2012 06:36 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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You all **must** see the recent South Park episode addressing this issue. People DIED because the seat was left up. Etc.
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"And, I must add...you better not laugh if it happens in your house." But it's hard not to when you hear the splash and the subsequent cursing.
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Butterscotch BluesApr 3rd, 2012 07:49 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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""And, I must add...you better not laugh if it happens in your house." But it's hard not to when you hear the splash and the subsequent cursing."
Very hard not to laugh but the ensuing consequences are not a laughing matter.
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