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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Why should we put the seat down? Why don't you leave it up??

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Chris Greene
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Idaho, USA

Charlie Don't Surf but do he shave?
Apr 2nd, 2012 07:42 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Just sayin'

reverendrob
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Hero, hero

you have done so well...
Apr 2nd, 2012 07:43 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Leaving it up shows it's clean and ready for the next user IMO!

Gruveking
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...........like

Barney Oldfield
Apr 2nd, 2012 07:46 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Especially if the men in the house outnumber the women.


Riverside
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SoCal

Apr 2nd, 2012 07:49 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Problem solved:

(Look up "idiot abroad chinese toilet" on youTube...)

LeftyMeister
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Buckeye Country, USA

Motorcycles, Guitars, and Golf
Apr 2nd, 2012 07:52 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

That's been my contention for over a decade. I have yet to get a good answer from the other species.

henrycat
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He said he was a wit. He was half right.
Apr 2nd, 2012 08:16 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

You haven't got a hope in hell of "winning" this argument.(:>)

SpinDoctor
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Ohio USA

Apr 2nd, 2012 08:16 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Public restroom toilets don't have lids. Why do you suppose that is?

Chris Greene
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Idaho, USA

Charlie Don't Surf but do he shave?
Apr 2nd, 2012 08:38 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"You haven't got a hope in hell of "winning" this argument.(:>)"

I know, I know. Even though she's outnumbered 3 to 1 we must do her bidding.

sjerome
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Upstate NY, USA

Musical accident waiting to happen
Apr 2nd, 2012 08:47 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

At my age, the "always up" rule should apply at least after 10 PM, I figure.

jonnyblooz
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Apr 2nd, 2012 08:55 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

In all seriousness, I came up with a simple solution years ago:

No matter your gender or your business, when you're done, put both seat and lid down.

Works this way:

#1: She lifts lid, then replaces lid. He lifts the pair together, then replaces pair.

#2: Both lift lid, and replace lid when done - even stevens.



JimmySee
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Apr 2nd, 2012 09:03 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Richard Pryor had the answer -- but it would never fly on this "family" forum.

MadeInJapan
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"but..we're not

ordinary people.We're morons.Nyuk,nyuk"
Apr 2nd, 2012 09:35 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

My father once told me the reason they get so pissed is because they don't look before they sit down.

Seems to make sense.

SteveT
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Apr 2nd, 2012 09:50 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

jonnyblooz and MadeInJapan have pretty much nailed my experience.

My wife's grandma had a solution to men leaving the lid up...she had a big frilly toilet lid cover that she'd crocheted, and sewed a big fat rose to the middle of the thing. I wouldn't stay up on it's own and required an innovative approach. I often regret not just hosing that sucker down.

MadeInJapan
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"but..we're not

ordinary people.We're morons.Nyuk,nyuk"
Apr 2nd, 2012 09:53 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

LMAO SteveT :^)

cagey
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numb, yes...comfortable? Not so much
Apr 2nd, 2012 10:19 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Friends of mine, woman,husband,and two sons, came up with their own solution. The guys leave the seat up, but they have to clean the toilet

zeprin
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Apr 2nd, 2012 11:45 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Tut tut Old Fellow. That reah'lly shouldn't be a problem at the FDP Country House. After all that's the duty of the Maitress d'Bidet. She see's to that sort of thing. B'fore going down to swamp out th' kennels then bearing a hand in the kitchen. But her proper employ is as Bog Warden. Wiping down and tidying up and all that sort of thing. Don't you know. Now don't tell me that you've given in to the Socialist rabble and started letting the old girl have evenings and week ends off have you. Next thing you know they'll be demanding pay as well bed and found. Who knows what servants are thinking these days? It was good enough in the old days. So should be plenty good enough now!
More Port Ol' Boy?

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Ryder
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Butterscotch Blues
Apr 3rd, 2012 06:12 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"My father once told me the reason they get so pissed is because they don't look before they sit down."

So true. They fall in!

And, I must add...you better not laugh if it happens in your house.

(This message was last edited by Ryder at 06:35 AM, Apr 3rd, 2012)

Jake
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West Chester PA

Wait, what?
Apr 3rd, 2012 06:36 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

You all **must** see the recent South Park episode addressing this issue. People DIED because the seat was left up. Etc.

greg1948
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Apr 3rd, 2012 07:09 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"And, I must add...you better not laugh if it happens in your house." But it's hard not to when you hear the splash and the subsequent cursing.


Ryder
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Northwest Missouri

Butterscotch Blues
Apr 3rd, 2012 07:49 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

""And, I must add...you better not laugh if it happens in your house." But it's hard not to when you hear the splash and the subsequent cursing."

Very hard not to laugh but the ensuing consequences are not a laughing matter.


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